1. It's "In the beginning" not "once upon a time".

2. In the beginning...God. What else do you need to know?

3. If Genesis isn't true, why do you attend church?

4. There's God's way and then there's everybody else who thinks they're right.

5. Do you really believe you came from a swamp? I thought you were smarter than that. My bad.

6. Creation in 6 days? Yeah, is there a problem with that?

7. If one day in Genesis was not 24 hours, why am I so tired after about 16?

8. Jack Nicholson said it best: "You can't handle the truth."

9. If you evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

10. Evolutionists don't fear creation, they fear the Creator.

11. Just because you don't believe it doesn't make it untrue.

12. Evolutionist's DNA: Do Not Ask (the tough questions).

13. God owns all truth. Anybody can spout lies.

14. Evolution's primary formula: Nothing x nobody = everything. Duh.

15. If Government enforces the laws of the land, who enforces "natural" laws?

16. Can you remember when you stopped to think, and forgot to start again?

17. God said it. I believe it. That settles it. Sorry, point 2 is superfluous.

18. Ignorance can be corrected. Willful disregard for the truth cannot.

19. Two ways to meet God face to face: Die, knowing Jesus Christ and die not knowing Jesus Christ.

20. He who dies with the most toys...still dies.

21. The broad road and the narrow road are both labeled "Heaven".

22. Evolution: The good, the bad and the ugly. Well, two out of three ain't bad.

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